I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be my valentine.
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
A boy gave his girlfriend a challenge; to live a day without him & if she did it he would love her more. The girl agreed and she didnt talk to him for a day without knowing he had only 24 hours so live because he was suffering from cancer. She went to his house the next day tears falling from her eyes as she saw him lying in a coffin with a note on the side:'You did it baby,you can do it everyday
Boy: When you smile...
Girl: Yeah...?
Boy: The whole world stops and stares for awhile...
Girl: Aw<3
Boy: Cause' your teeth are yellow. Get some $%&*@! Crest Whitening Strips B****.
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or
my sexy body?..
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: your
sense of humor.
Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it.
Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked
:D:D:D!
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
ItsValentines
Its valentines & im not happy. not because of im single and failed to cling on any single girl today. Its because today one of my bestest friend, Chunkit is leaving Msia to NZ for further educations yet im still staying here in Singapore not able to send him in the airport.
Ofcos im not the saddest on his departure, his girlfren will be the one crying in the airport tonight at 7pm staring on the shadow of Ck walking into the gate. Yeah, it's a sad valentines for both of them not able to spend it together. Not able to celebrate a few couple valentines ahead mayb. Hope they can take this opportunity to examine each other loves in the future to come.
Hereby wish both of you.
Happy Valentines Day
All the best
A lil present by all of us
-CheeHang-
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
ChineseNewYear
Reached ASS GEE luh
CNY was a BLAST, feel me? no. so u weren't there. nvm, let me elaborate.
Highlights:-
gathering with long-time friends
lala-steamboat crap aka laugh like dogs session
peaceful stay
gambling till dawn
it's only half way through CNY yet it i felt its far gone already.
been doing alot of things in this holidays except for listening to nice songs and -study- so yeah have to back to study.
its 3am now and the day after today will be a test yet i only read a chapter. Wondering why i stayed up so? its not because i kiasu, it's because nicholas laptop suddenly *appeared* some music in the middle of the night which i dono how and why. yeah, so it woked me up.
Upon this holidays, learnt a wonderful lessons from 2 friends. the laugh-like-dog disease. Learning how to laugh and how to have fun at any moment of the time and u wont know when to stop. a conversation to share.
Ali: Hey Abu why are u always laughing and smiling at every moment i see you?
Abu: WHY DIDNT U SMILE & LAUGH at the every moment i see you * pointing on him so
HARDLY*. Im just doing the most-correctest-thing at the moment
Ali: But you laugh non-stop for simple issues.
Abu: Have you ever see a teacher ask the students 'why you correct'? It never
happened they only question they ask is why their wrong. And when you don
smile&laugh. you're wrong. laugh more Ali.
Dedicated by my bestbud: Beh
*never seems to be very attracting in words but i assure it's damn freeaking funny
when i hear him explaning that.WHEEEEZZZ*
Another lil bestbud still in russia,Stevie celebrating CNY i guess? eating maggie abalone? haaha. wish u gong hei fat choi all the way from ASS GEE :D
Another bestbud of mine,Chunkit is leaving to N.Zealand for goods and im not able to send him in the airport which is quite saddening. Hope he will wear the hat i presented. BON VOYAGE BABEH !
about the laugh-like-dog disease is what i apply every single time i look at them. knowing its never be too much time for us to appreciate friendship when together, only full time missing each other from different parts of the earth when apart
pps:Understanding life will move on and although it is, don forget to laugh&smile for the sake of *yourself*(dedicatedtoeverysinglesoulsthatareviewingonthispost)peace
-Marcus-dot
CNY was a BLAST, feel me? no. so u weren't there. nvm, let me elaborate.
Highlights:-
gathering with long-time friends
lala-steamboat crap aka laugh like dogs session
peaceful stay
gambling till dawn
it's only half way through CNY yet it i felt its far gone already.
been doing alot of things in this holidays except for listening to nice songs and -study- so yeah have to back to study.
its 3am now and the day after today will be a test yet i only read a chapter. Wondering why i stayed up so? its not because i kiasu, it's because nicholas laptop suddenly *appeared* some music in the middle of the night which i dono how and why. yeah, so it woked me up.
Upon this holidays, learnt a wonderful lessons from 2 friends. the laugh-like-dog disease. Learning how to laugh and how to have fun at any moment of the time and u wont know when to stop. a conversation to share.
Ali: Hey Abu why are u always laughing and smiling at every moment i see you?
Abu: WHY DIDNT U SMILE & LAUGH at the every moment i see you * pointing on him so
HARDLY*. Im just doing the most-correctest-thing at the moment
Ali: But you laugh non-stop for simple issues.
Abu: Have you ever see a teacher ask the students 'why you correct'? It never
happened they only question they ask is why their wrong. And when you don
smile&laugh. you're wrong. laugh more Ali.
Dedicated by my bestbud: Beh
*never seems to be very attracting in words but i assure it's damn freeaking funny
when i hear him explaning that.WHEEEEZZZ*
Another lil bestbud still in russia,Stevie celebrating CNY i guess? eating maggie abalone? haaha. wish u gong hei fat choi all the way from ASS GEE :D
Another bestbud of mine,Chunkit is leaving to N.Zealand for goods and im not able to send him in the airport which is quite saddening. Hope he will wear the hat i presented. BON VOYAGE BABEH !
about the laugh-like-dog disease is what i apply every single time i look at them. knowing its never be too much time for us to appreciate friendship when together, only full time missing each other from different parts of the earth when apart
pps:Understanding life will move on and although it is, don forget to laugh&smile for the sake of *yourself*(dedicatedtoeverysinglesoulsthatareviewingonthispost)peace
-Marcus-dot
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